The ‘Nobody Asked’ Baseball Season Predictions

Greetings. If you’re like me, your eyes are itchy and you’re sneezing a lot, you know it’s time for a baseball preview and predictions column. If this is not they type of thing that butters your bread, rest assured that I will continue to produce other frivolous content that might be more to your liking. Without further Abreu (warning: So many baseball dad jokes coming), here’s how I see the season unfolding:

AL East:

Yankees: 94–68. The offense is ridiculous. I worry about their SP depth/health after Cole but they’ll have…